‫PREVIOUSLY ON ‫ "SWITCHED AT BIRTH"...
‫JUST GIVE ME A MONTH. ‫AND I WILL PROVE TO YOU
‫- HOW VALUABLE I AM. ‫- TWO WEEKS.
‫IS THIS WHAT WE WANT ‫FOR TOBY?
‫MANAGE A CAR WASH?
‫CONGRATULATIONS.
‫( applause )
‫IT'S SUMMER! ‫AND I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN.
‫- AND I SOUND CRAZY-- ‫- NO.
‫YOU DON'T.
‫I WANNA BE CLOSE TO YOU.
‫I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
‫I'VE HAD A COUPLE DREAMS ‫ABOUT YOU.
‫HE MADE A PASS AT ME.
‫MADE A PASS?
‫YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY ‫FROM MY WIFE.
‫( grunts, moans )
‫JOHN! CAN YOU HEAR ME?
‫THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN...
‫JOHN?!
‫KATHRYN?!
‫( cellphone vibrates )
‫( cellphone rings )
‫YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
‫YEAH. I'M SURE.
‫D-DO YOU HAVE A...
‫YEAH.
‫WOW.
‫THEY GIVE THESE OUT ‫TO EVERYBODY.
‫( drawer closes )
‫( cellphone ringing )
‫- ( exhales deeply ) ‫- DO YOU WANNA GET THAT?
‫NO.
‫IT'S LIKE THE THIRD TIME ‫THEY'VE CALLED YOU.
‫( sighs )
‫HEY, MOM. WHAT'S UP?
‫- I'M ON MY WAY. UH... ‫- WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?
‫( exhales ) ‫I-- I HAVE TO GO. ‫I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
‫( door opens )
‫( theme music playing )
‫Daphne: ‫IS THIS ENOUGH?
‫HE HAD A HEART ATTACK, ‫NOT A TAPEWORM.
‫- ( sighs ) ‫- Toby: GUY HAS TO ‫ EAT HOSPITAL FOOD
‫- FOR A WHOLE WEEK, AND HE HAS ‫ TO COME HOME TO RADISHES? ‫- ( door opens )
‫Regina: ‫ SORRY.
‫THERE WAS A HUGE LINE.
‫DID YOU GET THE WHOLE WHEAT?
‫AND THE LOW-FAT CREAM CHEESE.
‫WHOA! WAY TO TAKE ‫THE FUN OUT OF BAGELS.
‫JOHN NEEDS TO START ‫EATING HEALTHY.
‫- THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT ‫ OF CHANGES AROUND HERE. ‫- ( door opens )
‫- Kathryn: HEY! ‫ - WHO'S BEEN DRIVING MY PORSCHE?
‫- MAYBE NOT SO MANY CHANGES. ‫- ( Kathryn laughs )
‫HEY HEY! ‫OHH! AH-HA-HA-HA.
‫- OW. OH, MY-- ‫- I'M SORRY.
‫MY RIB IS JUST ‫A LITTLE BIT BRUISED STILL.
‫IT'S FROM THE C.P.R.
‫THIS WOMAN DOESN'T ‫KNOW HER OWN STRENGTH.
‫- I FEEL TERRIBLE. ‫- OH, REGINA, STOP IT.
‫IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.
‫WELCOME HOME.
‫YOU LOOK GOOD.
‫- THANK YOU. ‫- I'M SORRY.
‫BUT I HAVE TO ‫RUSH OFF TO WORK.
‫OH, NO PROBLEM. ‫THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
‫- OKAY. ‫- OKAY.
‫- BYE. ‫- BYE.
‫- BYE! ‫- BYE!
‫- LOOK AT YOU! HI! ‫- MMM!
‫COME HERE, YOU GUYS. ‫SO, HOW'S THE CAR WASH?
‫- ( door closes ) ‫ - NO PROBLEMS AT ALL.
‫- REALLY? ‫- JUST LIKE YOU LEFT IT.
‫- DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. ‫- OH.
‫WHICH IS A GOOD THING, ‫SINCE THE DOCTOR RECOMMENDS
‫THAT HE DOES ALMOST NOTHING ‫FOR TWO WEEKS.
‫SO I MADE YOU
‫YOUR VERY OWN ‫INSTANT QUEUE.
‫ALL MOVIES ‫GUARANTEED
‫NOT TO RAISE ‫YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
‫AND IN A FEW DAYS ‫WE CAN START YOUR ‫WORKOUT ROUTINE.
‫IT'S REALLY SLOW ‫AT FIRST.
‫I REALLY APPRECIATE ‫EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE,
‫BUT, REALLY, IT WAS ‫A MINOR CARDIAC INCIDENT.
‫AND...
‫WHAT IS THIS?
‫SOY CHEESE.
‫OH, WOW.
‫ALSO, I WANNA LET ‫EVERYBODY KNOW
‫THAT WE'RE GONNA ‫KEEP THIS UNDER ‫THE RADAR.
‫OKAY? THE OFFICIAL STORY
‫IS THAT I HAD A SEVERE CASE ‫OF STOMACH FLU.
‫HONEY, I DON'T THINK ‫IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO LIE.
‫HOLD ON A SECOND. ‫I'M STILL THE NEW GUY
‫IN THE SENATE, ‫AND I CAN'T HAVE EVERYONE ‫TREATING ME LIKE AN INVALID.
‫RIGHT? MAKES SENSE.
‫SO THIS IS FANTASTIC. ‫THANK YOU SO MUCH.
‫I JUST NEED TO CATCH UP ‫ON THAT FARM BILL BEFORE LUNCH.
‫HONEY.
‫THAT'S NOT TAKING IT EASY.
‫THE ONLY WAY THIS BILL IS ‫GONNA KILL ME IS IF I DIE ‫FROM BOREDOM.
‫OKAY? MWAH! ‫I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
‫- JOHN! ‫- IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
‫I WAS HOPING TO HAVE ‫A SECOND TO CHECK IN ‫WITH YOU.
‫SURE.
‫I KNOW MY TRIAL PERIOD IS
‫ALMOST OVER, AND I WAS ‫WONDERING IF EVERYTHING ‫WAS GOING...
‫HOW YOU HAD HOPED.
‫THINGS ARE GOING VERY WELL.
‫YOU'RE GREAT WITH CUSTOMERS, ‫YOU'RE A TEAM PLAYER.
‫BUT IF I BRING YOU ON, ‫THE BULK OF YOUR INCOME ‫IS GOING TO BE COMMISSIONS.
‫OF COURSE.
‫SO, YOU MIGHT WANNA THINK ‫ABOUT BRINGING IN SOME ‫BUSINESS OF YOUR OWN.
‫OKAY.
‫I CAN DO THAT.
‫( footsteps approaching )
‫GOOD MORNING. ‫BEAUTIFUL DAY.
‫I JUST TEXTED MARK. ‫HE SAID THAT WE COULD
‫RESCHEDULE THE OPEN HOUSE ‫IF YOU'RE FEELING TIRED.
‫OH, NO NO NO NO NO. ‫I'VE HAD PLENTY OF REST.
‫BESIDES, I LOVE TALKING ‫TO THE CONSTITUENTS.
‫- REALLY? ‫- YEAH.
‫ALL I DO IS READ ‫THEIR EMAILS AND ‫IT STRESSES ME OUT.
‫IT'S JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS. ‫I'LL BE FINE.
‫ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE HERE
‫ONE TOFU SCRAMBLE, ‫ESPECIALLY MADE FOR...
‫- SENATOR KENNISH. ‫- THANK YOU, BUT I--
‫( chuckles ) NO, I-- ‫I DON'T DO TOFU.
‫ANYWAY, I SHOULD BE GOING. ‫UM, HAVE YOU SEEN MY KEYS?
‫YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRIVE.
‫HONEY, DOWNTOWN'S LIKE ‫15 MINUTES AWAY.
‫- I'LL BE FINE. ‫- THOSE WERE THE ‫ DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
‫I CAN DRIVE YOU THERE.
‫AND WILL YOU AT LEAST ‫EAT A BANANA?
‫UHH...
‫AWW, GEEZE, ‫WHERE ARE YOU?
‫SHOOT SHOOT.
‫NOT THIS ONE.
‫- WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? ‫- ( deeply sighs )
‫I AM ABOUT TO PUT OUT ‫AN A.P.B. ON MY LEFT SHOE.
‫IT'S A-- A PUMP. ‫BURGUNDY.
‫IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY ‫TO PUT YOUR SHOE IN ONE ‫PLACE AT NIGHT
‫AND HAVE THEM BE THERE ‫THE NEXT MORNING.
‫- ( sighs ) NOT HELPING. ‫- WELL.
‫- AH, FOUND IT. ‫- THANK YOU.
‫HOW ABOUT I MAKE DINNER ‫FOR US TONIGHT?
‫ACTUALLY, UH, ‫I WAS WONDERING
‫IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO HAVE ‫DINNER AT THE COUNTRY CLUB.
‫WHITNEY WANTS ME TO START ‫BRINGING IN NEW CLIENTS,
‫AND YOU SEEM TO BE ‫DOING SO WELL THERE.
‫SO WHY NOT ASK ME?
‫I MEAN, HELLO! ‫I'M OPENING A RESTAURANT.
‫- RIGHT! ‫- BARBARA AND I HAVEN'T ‫ TALKED ABOUT DESIGN YET.
‫BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEONE.
‫DO YOU THINK THAT ‫SHE WOULD BE WILLING?
‫I CAN TALK TO HER.
‫( exhales ) ‫THANK YOU!
‫OKAY, I GOTTA GO.
‫Toby: HEY, GUYS. ‫ COULD YOU COME IN
‫SO I CAN TALK TO YOU ‫FOR A SECOND?
‫SO I WANNA THANK YOU GUYS ‫FOR GETTING HERE EARLY TODAY
‫ON OUR FIRST DAY ‫OF THE HOME RUN PROMOTION.
‫IT'S OUR BUSIEST TIME ‫ OF THE SUMMER, SO WE ‫ GOTTA KEEP THE LINE MOVING,
‫WHILE KEEPING OUR NORMAL ‫HIGH STANDARD.
‫NOT SHORTCUTS ‫AND NO CUTTING CORNERS.
‫YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
‫GREAT. UM...
‫LET'S GET TO IT.
‫HEY, MAN.
‫DON'T BE ON YOUR PHONE.
‫IT'S THE GREAT CIRCLE OF LIFE ‫HERE AT MAUI, KANSAS.
‫WHO WILL SAVE THESE SURFERS ‫FROM THEIR INEVITABLE DOOM?
‫ANYBODY.
‫ANYBODY AT ALL.
‫YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD ‫USE A PINEAPPLE FREEZEE.
‫THANK YOU.
‫SO YOUR DAD'S HOME ‫FROM THE HOSPITAL, ‫RIGHT?
‫HE MUST BE PSYCHED.
‫IT'S LIKE THE ROYALS' ‫OPENING DAY, BUT ON STEROIDS.
‫( chuckles softly ) ‫IS HE ON BED REST?
‫( scoffs ) ‫NO, HE'S ALREADY AT ‫A "I NEED TO MAKE SURE
‫THE VOTERS REALLY ‫REALLY LIKE ME EVENT."
‫IT'S ALMOST LIKE ‫NOTHING EVER HAPPENED.
‫AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? ‫YOU OKAY?
‫I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE ‫SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN ‫A HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM.
‫WELL, YOU STILL FEEL LIKE ‫COMING TO THAT COOKOUT ‫ON THE BASE?
‫OHH, RIGHT, THAT.
‫I MEAN, IF YOU'RE ‫NOT UP FOR IT,
‫- I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. ‫- NO NO, IT SOUNDS GREAT.
‫I COULD REALLY USE SOME FUN.
‫WELL, IF YOUR CURFEW ‫ISN'T TOO EARLY...
‫THEN MAYBE AFTER ‫THE COOKOUT WE CAN
‫HANG OUT IN MY ROOM ‫FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
‫YEAH. I DON'T THINK ‫I HAVE TO BE HOME TOO EARLY.
‫ALL RIGHT.
‫IT'S A DATE.
‫SENATOR, I'D LIKE TO ‫TALK TO YOU
‫ABOUT YOUR STANCE ‫ON MEDICAL MARIJUANA.
‫I HAVE SEVERE GLAUCOMA, ‫AND I RESENT THAT YOU--
‫EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. ‫I'M WITH THE FEDERAL ‫GOVERNMENT ON THIS ONE,
‫- BUT THANK YOU ‫ FOR STOPPING BY. ‫- OH-HO, GOOD ANSWER.
‫- SENATOR COTO. ‫- HEY.
‫NICE TURNOUT, JOHN. ‫GUESS WHEN YOU TAKE
‫A WEEK OFF, YOU GOTTA ‫ MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.
‫YEAH, IT WAS HARDLY ‫A WEEK OFF.
‫I GOT SOMETHING ELSE ‫FOR YOU.
‫WE GOT A CHARITY SOFTBALL ‫TOURNAMENT IN A FEW WEEKS.
‫I WANT YOU ON THE TEAM.
‫YOU'LL BE OUR RINGER.
‫- IS THAT GONNA BE A PROBLEM? ‫- NO PROBLEM.
‫GOOD.
‫DO YOU MIND IF I GRAB HIM?
‫THERE'S A BUNCH OF FOLKS ‫WHO WANNA MEET HIM.
‫I DO WORK FOR THE PEOPLE.
‫YEAH, SURE. ‫JUST TAKE CARE ‫OF YOURSELF, JOHN.
‫ALL RIGHT? THIS JOB ‫CAN REALLY WEAR YOU OUT ‫IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL.
‫A LOT OF THE NEW GUYS ‫UNDERESTIMATE THE STRESS.
‫- CHIP, I'M GOOD. ‫- ALL RIGHT.
‫NICE SEEING YOU, DAPHNE.
‫HEY.
‫DO YOU HAVE ANY ‫HERBAL TEA?
‫( exhales ) ‫I'M INSULTED.
‫NOT JUST AS A BARISTA, ‫BUT AS A BRIT.
‫I'LL TAKE THAT ‫AS A "NO" THEN.
‫JUST A GRANDE ‫DECAF COFFEE PLEASE.
‫YOU KNOW, THE BEST WAY ‫FOR AN INTERN
‫TO CELEBRATE A SUCCESSFUL ‫VOTER MEET-AND-GREET
‫IS GOING ON HER FIRST ‫OFFICIAL DATE
‫WITH THE FINEST LATTE ‫MAKER IN KANSAS CITY.
‫OH! SEE, 'CAUSE I THOUGHT ‫IT WAS BY SENDING FOLLOW-UP ‫E-MAILS.
‫I MADE RESERVATIONS AT
‫THE NEW SUSHI RESTAURANT ‫ON SEVENTH.
‫OH. UH...
‫I SHOULD PROBABLY ‫STAY HOME WITH MY DAD.
‫DIDN'T HE COME INTO ‫THE OFFICE THIS MORNING?
‫HOW BAD WAS HIS STOMACH FLU?
‫HE'S JUST REALLY BAD ABOUT
‫- RESTING AND-- ‫ - LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANNA ‫ HANG OUT, THAT'S FINE.
‫NO NO NO, I DO. I JUST--
‫DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
‫I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
‫- REGINA? ‫- HMM?
‫DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ‫ABOUT THIS NEXT APPOINTMENT?
‫UH, BARBARA SALZ, ‫BRAZILIAN FUSION.
‫ACTUALLY, THAT IS ‫MY FIRST CLIENT.
‫SHE IS OPENING A NEW RESTAURANT ‫IN THE POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT.
‫- GREAT. ‫- ( door opens )
‫CAN I HELP YOU?
‫UH, THIS IS ANGELO SORRENTO.
‫HE IS BARBARA'S PARTNER ‫IN THE RESTAURANT.
‫NICE TO MEET YOU.
‫PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
‫I'M WHITNEY. ‫I OWN THIS STUDIO.
‫REGINA HAS SOME ‫REALLY GREAT IDEAS.
‫I'M EXCITED ‫TO GET TO WORK.
‫WELL, LET'S GO ‫TO MY DESK.
‫( mouthing )
‫THIS WASN'T THE PLAN.
‫RELAX.
‫IS NOW A GOOD TIME?
‫DEFINITELY.
‫SIT DOWN.
‫UH, SO...
‫I KINDA HAVE ‫A WEIRD QUESTION.
‫- WHAT'S GOING ON? ‫- ( sighs deeply )
‫OKAY, I'M GOING ‫TO THIS COOKOUT ‫WITH TY LATER TODAY,
‫AND WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA...
‫HANG OUT IN HIS ROOM.
‫WAIT, DO YOU MEAN LIKE ‫ HANG OUT HANG OUT?
‫FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
‫OH, MY GOD. REALLY?
‫YEAH. I KNOW.
‫A WEEK AFTER MY DAD ‫HAD A HEART ATTACK.
‫AM I A TERRIBLE PERSON?
‫YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON ‫TELLING JOHN, ARE YOU?
‫GOD, NO.
‫WELL, THEN I'D SAY ‫YOU'RE OKAY.
‫SO, UH...
‫DOES IT HURT?
‫WELL...
‫MY FIRST TIME WAS ‫IN THE BOATHOUSE
‫AND WE WERE LYING ‫ON A TARP.
‫SO IT HURT MY BACK ‫MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
‫A BOATHOUSE?
‫( chuckles ) ‫YEAH, IT WAS AT CAMP.
‫HE WAS THE ARCHERY C.I.T.
‫IT WAS ACTUALLY ‫HIS FIRST TIME TOO,
‫SO IT WAS KINDA FUN
‫FIGURING EVERYTHING ‫OUT TOGETHER.
‫OKAY, BUT HOW DO I KNOW
‫WHAT TO DO? ‫LIKE WHAT TO TAKE OFF WHEN?
‫OH, I THINK HE'LL ‫TAKE CARE OF THAT ‫FOR YOU.
‫I DON'T KNOW, LIKE ‫WHAT IF MY...
‫BODY ISN'T WHAT ‫HE'S EXPECTING?
‫GUYS DON'T REALLY ‫CARE ABOUT THAT.
‫NOT LIKE WE DO.
‫THEY'RE JUST HAPPY ‫TO BE THERE.
‫( laughs )
‫SO DOES ALL THIS GREAT ADVICE
‫COME FROM SOME ‫RECENT EXPERIENCE
‫WITH, I DON'T KNOW, ‫MAYBE SOMEONE BRITISH?
‫NO.
‫I THINK I KINDA ‫RUINED IT WITH HIM.
‫WHAT HAPPENED?
‫WELL, ‫WE KEEP MAKING PLANS,
‫BUT I KEEP HAVING ‫TO CANCEL BECAUSE OF
‫EVERYTHING THAT'S ‫GOING ON HERE.
‫LOOK, YOU LIKE THIS ‫COFFEE GUY, RIGHT?
‫YEAH.
‫THEN MAKE TIME FOR HIM.
‫WISH ME LUCK.
‫GOOD LUCK.
‫( sighs )
‫( rock music playing )
‫HEY!
‫BAY KENNISH ‫REPORTING FOR DUTY.
‫AT EASE.
‫GUYS, THIS IS BAY.
‫- THIS IS PEANUT... ‫- WHAT'S UP?
‫- ...BRIGGS... ‫- HEY.
‫JENNINGS.
‫I BROUGHT MY WORLD FAMOUS ‫ALABAMA AL'S TAKEOUT.
‫COULDN'T DECIDE BETWEEN ‫THE FRIED MAC AND CHEESE ‫OR THE BACON AND CHEDDAR
‫TATER TOTS, ‫SO I GOT BOTH.
‫- THANKS. ‫- DOPE.
‫COOL, WHERE SHOULD I PUT THESE?
‫OH, RIGHT HERE. ‫LET'S EAT!
‫NEED A HAND WITH THAT?
‫( Briggs chuckles ) ‫ NO.
‫BAY, NO NO.
‫- LEMONADE? ‫- YEAH, I'VE MET YOUR DAD.
‫WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
‫OH, YEAH.
‫- YOU ARE WELCOME HERE ANYTIME. ‫- ALL RIGHT.
‫WAIT, ARE YOU THE ONE ‫WHO DID THAT GIRL ‫HOLDING THAT AX?
‫I AM.
‫ALL RIGHT, BOYS. ‫WHO WANTS A SNAKE BITE?
‫- AWW, YEAH! ‫- OOO OOO!
‫COME HERE, BRIGGS. ‫BUMP IT. GIVE ME SOME LOVE.
‫JENNINGS, IS THAT A NEW LEG? ‫THAT IS BADASS.
‫I WANT ONE OF THOSE.
‫BAY, THIS IS AIDA.
‫- AIDA, BAY. ‫- HEY.
‫HEY.
‫SHE WAS A MEDIC THAT WAS ‫STATIONED WITH US IN KABUL.
‫YEAH, I TOOK CARE OF ‫THEIR PAPER CUTS AND ‫BROKEN FINGERNAILS.
‫AH AH, LADIES FIRST.
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ‫YOUR MAMA DIDN'T ‫RAISE YOU RIGHT?
‫UH, THANK YOU. ‫BUT I HAVE A, UH...
‫MANGO TANGO LEMONADE.
‫AH--
‫- GEEZE. ‫ - ( chuckling )
‫YEAH, RIGHT UP ‫THE CHAIN OF COMMAND.
‫AS IT SHOULD BE.
‫ARMY BRAT-- ‫ THAT'S YOUR NEW NICKNAME.
‫FORGET PEANUT.
‫Kathryn: OH, MY GOSH. ‫ I AM SO SORRY.
‫I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. ‫( sighs )
‫IT'S THE BARBECUE PLACE.
‫I FORGOT THAT I SET UP ‫AN APPOINTMENT FOR A TASTING
‫FOR THE REHEARSAL DINNER.
‫OFF YOU GO.
‫ARE YOU SURE? ‫I CAN RESCHEDULE IT.
‫NO, IT'S FINE. ‫ I CAN SIT HERE
‫AND EAT CRACKERS ‫ALL BY MYSELF.
‫KATHRYN, YOU GO. ‫I CAN STAY WITH JOHN.
‫- ARE YOU SURE? ‫- OF COURSE.
‫OH. WELL, THEN YOU GOTTA ‫MAKE SURE THAT HE TAKES IT EASY.
‫( chuckles )
‫- THANKS. ‫- BYE.
‫Kathryn: ‫BYE!
‫( doorbell rings )
‫WHO'S HERE? ‫MARY POPPINS?
‫JACE, CAN I GET YOU A CUP ‫OR IS THAT LIKE BRINGING ‫YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU?
‫( laughs )
‫I'M ACTUALLY NOT MUCH ‫OF A COFFEE FAN.
‫REALLY?
‫YES, IT'S DECAF.
‫SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN TONIGHT?
‫UH, JUST STAYING IN ‫AND MAKING SOME RISOTTO.
‫THAT'S IT?
‫I THINK THERE'S ‫A SHUFFLEBOARD GAME AT SIX
‫- IF YOU CAN STAY AWAKE. ‫- SHUFFLE--
‫SHUFFLE-- IT'S A-- ‫IT'S A GAME FOR THE OLD
‫OR THE BRITISH. ‫KINDA THE SAME THING.
‫A BI-CULTURAL JOKE. ‫QUITE FUNNY FOR A REPUBLICAN.
‫DON'T TELL ME MY COFFEE'S ‫BEING SERVED TO ME FROM ‫ACROSS THE AISLE.
‫I PREFER TO THINK MY POSITION ‫IS OUTSIDE THE NARROW GRID ‫OF U.S. POLITICS.
‫ARE YOU TELLING ME ‫THAT YOU'RE A SOCIALIST?
‫'CAUSE WE GOT ONE OF THOSE ‫IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
‫DO YOU EVEN KNOW ‫ WHAT A SOCIALIST IS?
‫WHY, YES, I DO.
‫IT'S A GUY WHO WANTS ‫TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT KIND
‫OF HEALTH INSURANCE THEY NEED ‫AND GET ME TO PAY FOR IT.
‫I WISH YOUR PRESIDENT ‫ WAS SOCIALIST.
‫MAYBE THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ‫SOME OF THE HIGHEST RATES ‫OF POVERTY AND HUNGER
‫IN ONE OF THE WORLD'S ‫ MOST DEVELOPED NATIONS.
‫ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ‫99% GUYS?
‫'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU ‫ SOMETHING, I GOTTA--
‫OKAY, GUYS. ‫WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THIS.
‫AND I NEED YOU TO CUT ‫THESE FOR ME, PLEASE.
‫AND WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH ‫SOME "GAME OF THRONES"?
‫AND WE'LL LET YOU KNOW ‫WHEN IT'S READY.
‫"GAME OF THRONES"-- ‫THERE IS SOMETHING ‫WE CAN AGREE ON.
‫YES! AND YOU KNOW WHY? ‫BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE ‫WHEN REGIMES RISE...
‫- ENOUGH! ‫- ...TO POWER BASED ON ‫ THEIR ACTUAL ABILITY--
‫ENOUGH!
‫YOUR DAD IS COOL.
‫HE'S ACTUALLY ‫SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING,
‫SO COULD YOU BACK OFF ‫JUST A LITTLE BIT?
‫HE DOESN'T SEEM THAT ILL.
‫HE DIDN'T HAVE THE FLU.
‫HE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
‫OH.
‫I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU.
‫WE JUST WANTED TO ‫KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY.
‫OKAY.
‫I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME.
‫WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO ‫TO GET A BUFF AND PUFF?
‫( chuckles ) ‫CHEVES, WHAT'S UP?
‫- WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? ‫- NOT MUCH.
‫I THINK I CAN PULL ‫SOME STRINGS FOR YOU.
‫UH, HEY, RICARDO! ‫GOT ANOTHER CAR FOR YOU.
‫- DUDE, IS THAT HOLLY KEENER? ‫- ( car door closes )
‫UH-HUH.
‫MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ‫IT IS ABOUT THIS SUMMER,
‫BUT I'VE HOOKED UP ‫WITH MORE GIRLS THAN
‫I PROBABLY DID THE ENTIRE ‫FOUR YEARS I WAS AT BUCKNER.
‫( chuckles ) ‫YOU FEEL ME.
‫YEAH, TOTALLY.
‫UH, SO WHEN DO YOU ‫HEAD OUT TO SCHOOL?
‫ORIENTATION IS IN THREE WEEKS,
‫BUT I WOULD GO UP THERE NOW ‫IF THEY LET ME.
‫TRADING IN K.C. ‫FOR THE WINDY CITY--
‫NO PARENTS, NO CURFEW.
‫IT'S TOTAL FREEDOM.
‫MAN, IT'S LIKE OUR LIVES ‫ARE FINALLY STARTING.
‫YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
‫YEAH, TOTALLY.
‫SO IS IT HARD BEING ‫A WOMAN IN THE ARMY?
‫I DON'T KNOW. ‫I'D SAY IT'S...
‫GENERALLY JUST HARD ‫BEING IN THE ARMY.
‫DON'T LISTEN TO HER. ‫SHE'S TOUGHER THAN ‫MOST OF THE GUYS.
‫WELL, TOUGHER THAN YOU.
‫ALTHOUGH THAT'S NOT ‫REALLY SAYING MUCH.
‫SO THERE'S THIS STORY ‫ABOUT A CONVOY SHE WAS ON.
‫GEEZE! THIS AGAIN?
‫CALM DOWN. ‫THEY'RE HAVING TO TAKE ‫THESE CIVIL ENGINEERS
‫INTO THE CITY, ‫AND A ROADSIDE BOMB ‫HITS ONE OF THE HUMVEES
‫AND CATCHES ON FIRE.
‫ENGINEERS START ‫SCRAMBLING OUT,
‫BUT THIS ONE GUY'S ‫INJURED.
‫GUY WEIGHS LIKE 250 POUNDS.
‫AND HE GETS HEAVIER ‫EVERY TIME I HEAR THIS STORY.
‫ALL RIGHT, SO AIDA-- ‫SHE GOES CRAWLING IN THERE,
‫GRABS THE GUY, ‫DRAGS HIM OUT.
‫THE WHOLE TIME ‫SHE'S JUST GOT
‫INSURGENTS POPPING OFF ‫SHOTS AT HER.
‫( laughs )
‫IT'S JUST THE JOB.
‫IT'S NOT JUST THE JOB.
‫YOU WERE COVERED IN BRUISES.
‫I THOUGHT THAT WAS FROM ‫HOOKING UP WITH YOU.
‫BRIGGS, I THINK WE'RE ‫RUNNING LOW ON BEER.
‫WHY DON'T YOU GO ‫GET US SOME MORE?
‫I JUST KEEP THINKING
‫"WHAT IF MY MOM ‫HADN'T BEEN THERE?"
‫AND EVEN IF I DID FIND HIM, ‫I COULDN'T SAVE HIM.
‫I DON'T KNOW C.P.R.
‫WELL, I'M C.P.R. CERTIFIED.
‫WHEN I WAS EIGHT, I WAS ‫AT THIS FLOATING MARKET ‫IN BANGKOK.
‫A FLOATING MARKET WHERE?
‫MY PARENTS ARE AID WORKERS, ‫SO I KINDA GREW UP ALL OVER.
‫ANYWAY, I WAS GOOFING OFF ‫AT THE SIDE AND I FELL IN.
‫AND THEY HAD A BIT OF ‫A HARD TIME FISHING ME OUT.
‫YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM?
‫BUT THE POINT IS ‫I DO KNOW C.P.R.
‫SO I CAN SAVE ‫SOMEONE ELSE.
‫CAN YOU TEACH ME SOMETIME?
‫I CAN TEACH YOU NOW.
‫OKAY.
‫SO FIRST THING ‫BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING
‫IS CHECK ‫FOR RESPONSIVENESS.
‫THEN YOU CALL 911.
‫AND THEN PUTS YOUR HANDS ‫LIKE THIS IN THE CENTER ‫OF THE CHEST,
‫RIGHT BETWEEN THE, UH...
‫( both laugh )
‫AND YOU PUSH DOWN ‫ABOUT FIVE CENTIMETERS
‫FOR 30 COMPRESSIONS.
‫AND THEN IT'S THE...
‫MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
‫I THINK WE'VE DONE ‫SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
‫WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
‫- HE'S TEACHING ME C.P.R. ‫- HELLO, SENATOR.
‫WHY IS HE TEACHING YOU C.P.R.?
‫I TOLD HIM.
‫I'M SORRY. ‫IT JUST SLIPPED OUT.
‫BUT HE WON'T PUT IT ‫ON HIS BLOG.
‫A BLOG-- ‫YOU HAVE A BLOG?!
‫OH, DAPHNE.
‫NEXT TIME JUST PUT IT ‫IN THE "HERALD."
‫- I'M NOT GONNA POST IT. ‫- YEAH.
‫WELL, THEN.
‫I SHOULD GO UP. ‫IT'S TIME FOR HIS MEDICINE.
‫I CAN MAN THE RISOTTO.
‫MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST ‫DO THIS ANOTHER TIME.
‫HE'S REALLY UPSET ‫AND I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF--
‫I'M SORRY YOUR DAD ‫HAD A HEART ATTACK,
‫BELIEVE ME, I GET IT.
‫MY PARENTS ARE WORKING ‫IN MALAWI.
‫IT'S A BATTLE NOT TO SPEND ‫EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY ‫WORRYING ABOUT THEM.
‫BUT I HAVE TO.
‫BECAUSE I HAVE A LIFE. ‫THINGS I WANNA DO...
‫A GIRL ‫I WANNA GET TO KNOW.
‫BUT, HEY, ‫YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
‫LIVING YOUR LIFE ‫DIFFERENTLY.
‫AND I KNOW BETTER THAN ‫TO TRY AND CHANGE THAT.
‫YOU WERE LATE COMING ‫BACK FROM YOUR BREAK.
‫JUST BE ON TIME, ‫OKAY?
‫DON'T MAKE ME BE ‫ THAT GUY.
‫I'M TRYING TO MAKE THIS ‫AN OKAY PLACE TO WORK, ‫ALL RIGHT?
‫I NEED YOU TO BE ‫ON MY TEAM.
‫PLEASE.
‫YOU WANT THIS JOB? ‫TAKE IT.
‫YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU ‫WANNA MAKE WORK SCHEDULES
‫AND CALCULATE EXPENSES ‫AND ALL THAT?
‫I'M SORRY, MAN.
‫I DIDN'T REALIZE ‫YOU WANTED THE JOB.
‫IF I WOULD HAVE KNOWN, ‫I WOULDN'T HAVE--
‫I HAVE ABOUT 3,000 ‫MESSAGES FOR YOU.
‫( chuckles )
‫SO AFTER MY LUNCH...
‫I TOOK AN IMPROMPTU ‫MEETING WITH ANGELO
‫AND HIS PARTNER ‫TO SEE THE SPACE ‫THEY'RE WORKING WITH.
‫I THOUGHT THEY WERE ‫TEARING DOWN AND REBUILDING.
‫OH, IT'S STILL HELPFUL ‫TO GET A SENSE OF SIZE, ‫THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
‫YOU KNOW.
‫NOW DON'T WORRY. ‫YOU BROUGHT THIS PROJECT IN.
‫THE COMMISSION'S YOURS.
‫BUT I DO THINK IT WILL BE ‫HELPFUL IF I SUPERVISE,
‫SINCE THIS IS YOUR FIRST GO.
‫PLUS, I GET A SENSE
‫THERE'S KIND OF A VIBE ‫BETWEEN US.
‫DO YOU THINK YOU CAN ‫FIND OUT IF HE'S ‫SEEING ANYONE?
‫AND WHAT HIS TYPE IS.
‫I KNOW I'M A LITTLE OLDER ‫THAN HE IS, BUT, UM...
‫YEAH. SURE. I'LL ASK.
‫GREAT.
‫WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
‫IT'S OKAY. THE DOCTOR SAID ‫A LITTLE EXERCISE IS GOOD.
‫A LITTLE EXERCISE, ‫NOT TRAINING FOR ‫THE OLYMPICS.
‫( panting ) ‫OKAY.
‫WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ‫TELLING THAT GUY ABOUT ‫WHAT HAPPENED?
‫I TOLD YOU ‫THAT WAS PRIVATE.
‫I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
‫IT'S JUST THAT YOU TWO ‫WERE GOING AT IT AND I ‫WAS JUST--
‫AND WHY IS HE GIVING YOU ‫C.P.R. LESSONS ON ‫THE KITCHEN FLOOR?
‫SO I COULD ACTUALLY BE OF ‫USE IF IT HAPPENED AGAIN.
‫- IT IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. ‫- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!
‫ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
‫I REALLY APPRECIATE ‫EVERYTHING THAT ‫YOU'RE DOING FOR ME.
‫BUT YOU GOTTA STOP ‫TREATING ME LIKE I ‫GOT A FOOT IN THE GRAVE.
‫OKAY? ‫IT IS MAKING ME CRAZY.
‫I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ‫WHY IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL ‫TO LISTEN TO THE DOCTORS
‫AND START TAKING CARE ‫OF YOURSELF.
‫BECAUSE I LIKE EATING STEAK
‫AND I LIKE WORKING OUT.
‫AND I GOTTA DO MY JOB ‫ OR THEY'RE GONNA FIRE ME.
‫OKAY? AND I'M NOT GONNA ‫GO INTO HIBERNATION.
‫AND I AM NOT GONNA START ‫EATING TOFU AT EVERY MEAL.
‫WHY NOT? ‫AREN'T WE WORTH IT?
‫ISN'T BEING HERE ‫WORTH EVERY SACRIFICE ‫YOU HAVE TO MAKE?
‫OH, COME ON. ‫( exhales )
‫OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? ‫YOU'RE RIGHT.
‫IT'S YOUR LIFE.
‫YOUR PILLS ARE THERE ‫IF YOU WANT THEM.
‫- ( sighs deeply ) ‫- Ty: HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
‫HOME.
‫HOW YOU GETTING HOME?
‫I DON'T KNOW, ‫MAYBE YOU AND AIDA CAN ‫TAKE ME BACK IN A TANK.
‫BAY.
‫I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ‫YOU DRAGGED ME TO A PICNIC
‫WITH YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND, ‫G.I. JANE.
‫OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW ‫AIDA WAS GONNA BE HERE
‫AND SHE'S NOT ‫MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.
‫SO YOU TWO ‫NEVER HOOKED UP?
‫NO, WE DID.
‫BUT SHE WASN'T ‫MY GIRLFRIEND.
‫OH.
‫WELL, THAT MAKES IT ‫MUCH BETTER.
‫LOOK, WHY SHOULD I ‫FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING ‫WITH SOMEBODY ELSE?
‫WE WEREN'T DATING, ‫BAY.
‫IN FACT, I CALLED YOU ‫AND YOU TOLD ME YOU ‫WERE WITH EMMETT,
‫AND YOU DON'T SEE ‫ME FREAKING OUT ‫ABOUT THAT.
‫BUT I DIDN'T HAVE SEX ‫WITH EMMETT.
‫I HAVEN'T HAD SEX ‫WITH ANYONE.
‫WAIT, WHAT?
‫FORGET IT.
‫NO. WHY DIDN'T YOU ‫TELL ME THAT?
‫LOOK, I JUST WANNA ‫GO HOME.
‫OKAY, IF YOU'LL HANG ON ‫A SECOND. LET ME JUST ‫GRAB MY KEYS.
‫I ALREADY CALLED REGINA. ‫SHE'S ON HER WAY.
‫THAT ENDED EARLY.
‫YEP.
‫( sighs deeply )
‫AM I CRAZY FOR TRYING ‫TO MAKE THIS WORK?
‫DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
‫NO, IT'S JUST...
‫I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ‫TY'S DOING WITH ME.
‫HE'S BEEN TO WAR. ‫HE'S SEEN SO MUCH
‫LIFE-CHANGING STUFF.
‫HE'S FRIENDS WITH GUYS ‫WHO HAVE HAD THEIR ARMS ‫BLOWN OFF, AND I'VE...
‫BEEN TO HIGH SCHOOL.
‫YEAH.
‫A DEAF HIGH SCHOOL.
‫AND YOU ARE ‫AN AMAZING ARTIST.
‫AND THERE WAS ‫THIS WOMAN THERE,
‫THIS MEDIC, ‫AND SHE'S LIKE...
‫DRAGGED PEOPLE FROM ‫BURNING TANKS OR WHATEVER.
‫AND...
‫TY'S BEEN WITH HER.
‫OH.
‫BEEN WITH HER.
‫YEAH.
‫AND HAVE YOU AND TY...?
‫CAN THIS PLEASE ‫NOT BE THAT TALK?
‫I'VE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY ‫HUMILIATED ENOUGH FOR ONE DAY.
‫GOT IT.
‫I DEFINITELY KNOW WHAT IT'S ‫LIKE TO BE WITH SOMEONE FROM ‫A DIFFERENT WORLD.
‫YOU FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S ‫LOOKING AT YOU, WONDERING
‫"HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?"
‫YOU START COMPARING YOURSELF
‫WITH WHOEVER YOU THINK ‫HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE WITH.
‫BUT THAT IS A TRAP.
‫THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
‫IS HOW YOU TWO FEEL
‫WHEN THE REST ‫OF THE WORLD GOES AWAY.
‫IF YOU CAN BE YOURSELF ‫AND STILL FEEL BEAUTIFUL
‫AND LOVED AND APPRECIATED,
‫THEN THE REST IS JUST NOISE.
‫YEAH.
‫I HEAR YOU.
‫IT'S STILL ANNOYING.
‫YEAH. I KNOW.
‫( engine turns over )
‫HI. UH, YES.
‫I ACTUALLY WAS ACCEPTED ‫TO WashU A COUPLE MONTHS AGO.
‫YES. YEAH, I KNOW THAT.
‫AND, UH, I WAS WONDERING
‫IF I COULD STILL GET MY SLOT.
‫NO. YEAH, I MEAN ‫THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
‫IS THERE A WAITING LIST OR--
‫THAT LONG, REALLY? OKAY.
‫COULD YOU PUT ME ‫ON THERE ANYWAY?
‫YOU WANT HELP?
‫YEAH.
‫I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD FEEDBACK ‫AFTER THE MEETING.
‫I DID.
‫APPARENTLY WHITNEY THINKS ‫YOU TWO HAVE A "VIBE."
‫A "VIBE"?
‫WHY DIDN'T YOU ‫JUST SEND BARBARA ‫LIKE WE HAD PLANNED?
‫WHY DID YOU HAVE ‫TO COME YOURSELF?
‫I WAS TRYING TO HELP.
‫I KNOW WHITNEY'S AMAZING, ‫SHE RUNS HER OWN BUSINESS,
‫SHE HAS HER OWN HOUSE, ‫SHE'S GORGEOUS.
‫WAIT, WHAT?
‫SHE'S NOT CAMPED OUT ‫AT HER EX-BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE
‫REALIZING THAT SHE IS ‫STARTING ALL OVER... AGAIN.
‫SHE JUST MADE DIFFERENT ‫CHOICES THAN YOU.
‫WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
‫YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD ‫TRY TO SEDUCE YOUR BOSS?
‫YOU KNOW WHAT? UM--
‫THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
‫OKAY, I'LL GET OUT OF IT.
‫NO.
‫I MEANT MOVING IN HERE.
‫I HAVE NEVER BEEN ABLE ‫TO BE AROUND YOU
‫WITHOUT FEELING...
‫( sighs ) ‫INVISIBLE.
‫YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ‫INVISIBLE TO ME.
‫( sighs ) I-- I CAN'T.
‫I JUST GOT OUT OF TREATMENT.
‫I CAN'T.
‫I HAVE TO WAIT.
‫THEN I'LL WAIT.
‫( deeply exhales ) ‫I AM SO READY FOR BED.
‫YEAH.
‫ARE YOU READING ‫THE EDUCATION BILL?
‫ARE YOU VOTING ON THAT ‫OR AM I?
‫I'M JUST TRYING ‫TO HELP YOU, HONEY.
‫- WE'RE ALL JUST ‫ TRYING TO HELP YOU. ‫- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
‫DAPHNE ALREADY ‫YELLED AT ME TONIGHT.
‫YEAH. ‫( clears throat )
‫SHE TOLD ME.
‫I DON'T THINK ‫YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ‫WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR HER.
‫( sighs )
‫SHE HAD ONE DAD ‫THAT LEFT HER,
‫AND NOW SHE'S TERRIFIED ‫THAT SHE'S GONNA LOSE YOU.
‫I KNOW.
‫AND YOU KNOW, SHE IS NOT ‫THE ONLY ONE WHO IS TERRIFIED.
‫I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE.
‫YOU KNOW, THAT COULD ‫HAVE HAPPENED.
‫YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT.
‫YOU'RE ONE OF THE MOST ‫DRIVEN MEN I KNOW, BUT--
‫KATHRYN, IT IS NOT REALISTIC ‫FOR ME TO TAKE A COUPLE OF ‫MONTHS OFF!
‫I'VE GOT A FAMILY ‫THAT NEEDS ME,
‫I'VE GOT A BUSINESS ‫THAT I CAN BARELY ‫KEEP GOING
‫WHEN I'M AT 100%. ‫AND RIGHT NOW,
‫I'VE GOT MEMBERS ‫OF MY OWN PARTY
‫CIRCLING ME ‫LIKE SHARKS.
‫WHO CARES?!
‫SO SOMEONE FINDS OUT ‫YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK,
‫SO YOU DON'T GET RE-ELECTED, ‫SO YOU LOSE A BUSINESS!
‫WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA ‫KILL YOURSELF JUST
‫BECAUSE YOU'RE EMBARRASSED?!
‫OR YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK WEAK?
‫WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH?
‫JUST LET MY WHOLE LIFE GO?
‫JOHN, I--
‫I'VE SEEN YOU GO ‫FROM BASEBALL STAR
‫TO BUSINESSMAN ‫TO STATE SENATOR.
‫I HAVE BEEN RIGHT THERE ‫WITH YOU...
‫WHEN OVERNIGHT ‫WE BECAME PARENTS TO A DEAF ‫TEENAGER WHO WE'D NEVER MET.
‫NONE OF THESE TRANSITIONS ‫HAVE BEEN EASY.
‫BUT YOU MADE THE CHANGES ‫THAT YOU HAD TO
‫AND YOU BECAME A BETTER MAN ‫BECAUSE OF IT.
‫HONEY.
‫THIS IS THE NEW REALITY.
‫DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN IT.
‫John: ‫ GOOD MORNING.
‫- OH, SWEETIE! ‫- YEAH.
‫I'M PUTTING A FULL DAY ‫IN ON THE COUCH TODAY.
‫WOULD YOU MIND TAKING ‫A LOOK AT THAT FOR ME?
‫SURE. WHAT IS IT?
‫A PRESS RELEASE.
‫I'M GOING WITH ‫"CARDIAC INCIDENT."
‫DOES THAT SOUND LIKE ‫TOO MUCH OF A DODGE?
‫NO.
‫IT'S FINE.
‫- SO, IT'S STILL YOUR RIBS? ‫- YEAH.
‫I WON'T BE PLAYING IN ‫ANY SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTS
‫ANYTIME SOON.
‫GUESS YOU WON'T GET TO ‫SEE ME BACK IN MY UNIFORM.
‫I'LL SEE THAT SOON ENOUGH.
‫I'M GONNA GET ‫STARTED ON THIS.
‫I'M PROUD OF YOU.
‫THANK YOU. ‫HEY, KIDDO.
‫I WAS JUST GONNA ‫MAKE SOME BREAKFAST.
‫HOW YOU FEELING?
‫UH, PRETTY CRAPPY. ‫THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
‫DO YOU HAVE...
‫ANY OF THOSE FIXINGS ‫FOR A TOFU SCRAMBLE?
‫OH, WE DON'T HAVE TO ‫HAVE THAT.
‫JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. ‫I'LL MAKE IT.
‫NO, TOFU SCRAMBLE ‫SOUNDS PERFECT.
‫( groans )
‫- I'M SORRY. ‫- IT'S OKAY.
‫HEY.
‫HI. HOW'D THE LERNER ‫INSTALLATION GO?
‫PERFECT.
‫OH, GOOD.
‫- SO I DID SOME ‫ ASKING FOR YOU... ‫- THANKS, JACK.
‫...AND IT TURNS OUT ‫ANGELO IS MARRIED.
‫HE JUST DOESN'T ‫WEAR A WEDDING RING.
‫OH.
‫YEAH.
‫WELL, THAT'S A SHAME.
‫- THANK YOU FOR ASKING, THOUGH. ‫- OF COURSE.
‫TOFU SCRAMBLE ‫WITH FAKE CHEESE.
‫IT'S DELICIOUS.
‫- I'M SURE. ‫- ( both chuckle )
‫SO, UM, I WANTED ‫TO TALK TO YOU...
‫ABOUT THE CAR WASH.
‫ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN MEANING ‫TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT,
‫BECAUSE I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE ‫NOT BEEN AS APPRECIATIVE OF ‫YOUR WORK OVER THERE.
‫OH, NO, IT'S NOT THAT. ‫UM--
‫I HEARD THAT TRAVIS ‫WANTED THE JOB--
‫THAT WAS A TOUGH DECISION. ‫DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT.
‫TRAVIS IS A GOOD KID. ‫HIS TIME WILL COME.
‫BUT YOU WERE THE GUY ‫FOR THAT JOB.
‫PURE AND SIMPLE.
‫WELL, I WAS... KINDA ‫WONDERING ABOUT THAT.
‫UM...
‫'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, ‫THERE'S SOME THINGS--
‫YOU KNOW, LIKE TALKING ‫TO THE GUYS AND--
‫I'M NOT SURE I'M--
‫TOBY.
‫THERE'S A LEARNING CURVE ‫WITH THAT JOB. I KNOW. ‫I DID IT.
‫YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
‫AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,
‫I DON'T KNOW ‫WHAT I WOULD DO
‫WITHOUT YOU OVER THERE.
‫WELL, I NEED YOUR APPROVAL
‫ON A NEW COUPON.
‫YOU'RE THE NEW MANAGER.
‫WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST. ‫I TRUST YOU.
‫THANKS.
‫I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT ‫TO TASTE THE FRUITS OF ‫YOUR LABOR.
‫THE MOST DELICIOUS ‫PEACE OFFERING
‫I'VE EVER RECEIVED.
‫I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WORST ‫FIRST DATE IN HISTORY.
‫I JUST GOT TOO SCARED ‫THAT I WENT A LITTLE ‫OVERBOARD ON EVERYTHING.
‫IT'S OKAY. NOW I KNOW ‫I'LL HAVE AN ATTENTIVE NURSE ‫SHOULD I EVER INJURE MYSELF.
‫( both laugh )
‫WHAT ARE THESE?
‫GUEST PASSES ‫FOR THE COUNTRY CLUB.
‫I'M GONNA TEACH YOU ‫HOW TO SWIM.
‫YOU WON'T BE THE FIRST ‫WHO'S TRIED.
‫I'M PRETTY HOPELESS.
‫JACE, YOU CAN RIDE ‫A UNICYCLE.
‫I PROMISE YOU CAN ‫LEARN TO SWIM IN ‫A COUNTRY CLUB POOL.
‫OH, THAT SMELLS AMAZING.
‫PASTA PUTTANESCA.
‫IT'S READY IN 10 MINUTES.
‫I'M GONNA GO CHANGE
‫AND PUT MY SHOES AWAY.
‫( cellphone vibrates )
‫REGINA!
‫THEY FOUND MY BABY!
‫HEY.
‫WOW, EVEN A PSYCHO MELTDOWN ‫CAN'T SCARE YOU AWAY.
‫IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE HOPING?
‫NO.
‫LOOK, I FEEL TERRIBLE ‫ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
‫COULD WE JUST NOT ‫TALK ABOUT THAT?
‫LIKE EVER?
‫I WAS HOPING WE COULD ‫HAVE A DO-OVER.
‫I WOULD LOVE THAT.
‫( acoustic guitar ‫ music playing )
‫COME ON.
‫♪ READ MY MIND ♪
‫♪ SO I DON'T NEED TO SPEAK... ♪
‫YOU DID ALL OF THIS?
‫BRIGGS HELPED ME ‫ WITH THE CANDLES, ‫ BUT YEAH.
‫( door closes )
‫IT DOESN'T MEAN...
‫WE HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.
‫I HATE THIS MUSIC.
‫HANG ON.
‫- ( music stops ) ‫ - IS THAT A T-SHIRT?
‫IT'S CLEAN. ‫I'M PRETTY SURE.
‫( laughs )
‫DUDE, I'M ON A BUDGET HERE.
‫I CAN SEE THAT FROM THE LACK ‫OF ROSE PETALS ON THE BED.
‫WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T ‫LIGHT INCENSE.
‫GOTTA GIVE ME THAT ONE.
‫AH, HANG ON.
‫( sighs ) ‫GOOD-BYE, WORLD.
‫AH, COULD WE MAYBE...
‫- ( exhales ) ‫- YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
‫- WHOA! ‫- ( both laugh )
‫THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT ‫GOING ACCORDING TO MY PLANS.
‫WAIT. THE CANDLES.
‫- OH, NO. ‫- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
‫I GOT IT.
‫'CAUSE THAT'S ALL ‫WE NEED, RIGHT?
‫IS FOR THE FIRE ALARM ‫TO GO OFF
‫AND THEN THE SPRINKLERS ‫TURN ON AND EVERYBODY'S ‫RUSHING IN,
‫AND THEY'RE LIKE, ‫"WHAT WERE YOU GUYS ‫DOING IN THERE?"
‫BAY...
‫STOP TALKING.
‫OKAY.